howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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razorblade-eyes:

chief-pan , everybody.

(via southernshot)


Me: It's soooo hot out.
Mom: Maybe you shouldn't wear black shirts all the time.
Me: What the fuck did you just say

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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(via this-could-be-our-last-today)


madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

madokaakemi:

fuck-kirk:

starrgazzeestarrhaazzeee:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

YYYOOOOOOOOOO

OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit

(via will-i-b)



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thegreatgame:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

(via evilspice)


communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

(via takeninco89)


sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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